if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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(Source: outtatheskies, via that-crazy-capitol-citizen)
Google Translator singing Boyfriend
HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN
(Source: swaggie)
sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno
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